Intersection of Lyman & LeGrande: Walking!

Is this a baby taking her first steps or a drunk midget who forgot how to walk?

Chase Quotes:

"Mom, if you and Dad die, I'll take care of Teija and Makai. You'll probably die when I'm a teenager." (8)

"I only asked Santa for 3 things for Christmas: A Playstation 3, an Xbox 360 and a Wii." (8)

Freudian Slip: "I found my name in the dictionary. Just look up the word chaos and you'll find it." (8)

"I love school. My favorite part is when we go home." (8)

Jess: "Oh it's the sidewalk sale."
Chase: "I wanna buy a sidewalk." (8)

"It feels like I'm having a heart attack. Everyone say goodbye to me." (8)

"I think you guys forgot how funny we were." (8)

"I love ketchup. I'd do anything for ketchup." (age 8)

"That goes freakin' fast!" (after riding Wicked at Lagoon) (age 8)

When getting on the white rollercoaster for the 2nd time:
Chase: "I'm too skinny." (lap bar was loose on him)
Trav: "I hope you don't fall out."
Chase: "I won't. Last time I held on for my life!" (age 8)

When being woken up at 6 am to take Jess to the marathon:
"She has to go to her race this early? Oh come on!" (age 8)

Chase, do you want grilled cheese sandwich?
"No I don't want a girl cheese sandwich, I want a boy cheese sandwich." (age 2 or 3)

Makai Quotes:

Trav: "Makai, you need to do your job like you were asked."
Makai: "You're not the right dad for me. I'm going to a different dad." (4)

Makai: "They have a tv show of funbrain.com."
Trav: "Really? I've never heard of it."
Makai: That's cause it's on when you're asleep. It's only on when everyone in the whole world is asleep except me." (4)

"I put a french fry in my taco cause it wanted to be in there." (4)

Makai: "Did you know Grandma used to be in the FBI?"
Trav: "Oh really?"
Makai: "Yeah she was in the FBI when you and mom were little. Don't ask her though. She can't remember." (4)

Makai: "Hey dad. I saw you cleaning up leaves and I thought I would come out and help you."
Trav: "Wow, thanks Makai. If you help me I just might have to pay you some money."
Makai: "Oh yeah, you sure can pay me some money! You can pay me as much money as you want!" (4)

Makai: "Can we go to McDonald's?"
Trav: "Not today."
Makai: "OOOOOOHH!!! THEN I'M GOING IN MY ROOM AND I'M NOT COMING OUT AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME UNTIL I'M DEAD!!" (4)

"Wanna know what delectable means? It means deliciouser than regular delicious." (4)

"Did you know people are toys? That's why my eyes glow in the dark." (4)

Makai: "Dad my tummy hurts"
Trav: "Do you want to go lie down?"
Makai: "No it just means everyone has to be nice to me for a couple of weeks." (4)

"I have a Jimminy Cricket on my shoulder. He tells me to do good things." (4)

"I hope you don't die Chase, because when you grow up i bet your heart will stop beating." (4)

"The Buffalo is alive, his legs are just stuck in the wall. Don't worry, if he gets out I'll save you" (4)

"M&M's aren't candy. They're vegetables." (4)

Makai: "Can I have dessert?"
Jess: "We don't have any dessert."
Makai: "Yeah, we have pickles." (age 3)

"This is fresh rockstar toothpaste. It's for rockstars like me, the genius rockstar." (age 4)

"Boys and girls like to kiss." (age 4)

Listening to music: "I'm dancing with my head." (age 3)

Looking in the mirror: "Well hello gorgeous!" (age 3)

"He screamed and scared the hell out of my ear!" (age 3)

"I told the porch, 'do you want a piece of me?' " (age 3)

"You know what's funny? Eating hands and arms." (age 2)

Intersection of Lyman & LeGrande

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Walking!

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